fuck this shit
it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber
give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the show from shipwreck cove
give me elizabeth and her six-year-old
soncabin boy kicking ass and taking names as they outrun the royal navy
give me elizabeth, instead of waiting for will, sailing out to meet him
give me elizabeth dying at sea four years and one week later and signing aboard the flying dutchman to the shock of its captain
give me elizabeth and will co-captaining the dutchman and sailing the seas beyond the edge of the world for eternity together
give me young billy (i’m forced to assume they, as pirates, are unimaginative when it comes to names) telling the story of william turner, who gave up everything for the woman he loved, and elizabeth swann, who took it back with sword and pistol
something always bothered me about that ending and now I know what it was god bless
365 Project 2013: Pokémon
Day 52 - Landorus
21st February 2013
“The energy that comes pouring from its tail increases the nutrition in the soil, making crops grow to great size.”
do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you
Oh how I love bullying Silver…
And I will bully him again in the next part.
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Don’t get me wrong, I love Silver so much.
So much it makes me wanna crush him.
also god bless captions
OK GUYS, I HAVE NO USE FOR THESE CARDS, YOU WANT THEM?
- reblog as much as you want
- idc who you are or if you follow me or not
- likes count i guess?
- i counted close to 800 before i got bored,
- there are about 20 shiny cards in the mix.
EVERYONE LIKES POKEMON
ill be picking a winner around February 20th
THREE MORE-ISH DAYS~
What’s this you ask? I’m giving away all of these beautiful sparkly Pokemon that can Mega evolve? Hell yes I am. And what do you have to do for it? Practically nothing and be lucky because a shitload of other people will want them as well.
So why the hell would you want a shitty useless shiny Pokemon that sparkles fabulously?
- They’ve all got 6 perfect IVs.
- They’re all shiny, sparkly and fabulous.
- You are free to choose a nickname for them.
- I’ve gotten them all a good moveset and nature.
- All of them are level 100.
- They all have their best ability.
- Guess what, I’m giving away TWO Charizards and TWO Mewtwos!
Just to be fair, let me throw you some rules that are absolutely amazing because I’m not that much of a dick to expect you to do shit for me.
- No need to follow! But definitely appreciated.
- Likes and reblogs both count.
- First come, first serve.
- I will NOT be providing Mega stones.
Deadline: Friday, February 28th 2014.
Once it’s all over this post will be edited and I’ll make a new post with the winners (unless they request me to remain anonymous).
OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD WHOOAAAAaaa
the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.
EXACT REACTION OMG
omfg 267% accurate
so damn accurate